It's dark and the Shit is a comin

 cholera outbreak!!!!!

Of course this headline is not true....yet! There is periodic pumping of the sewage that goes away and sits on the ground in what was designed as a leach field, but it's far enough away not to be worried about. So most seasonal visitors see no problem with this scenario, they didn't come here to worry about shit. They also don't see the flowing man holes during the rainy season. Things are drying out now and everything is getting dusty. Guess what's in that dust that accumulates every where including the air you breath?....the making of a possible epedemic. Because this shit-laced dust is far more dangerous than a few turds flowing from man holes. Dig your heads out of your ass holes and smell the other shit and start working on a solution before the headline becomes a reality. Even if you are only a part time resident a healthy environment should be important to you. The "Eyes" solution: close down the sewer and start over again, and this time do it right.

Got lights?

Power outages seem to be getting more frequent, and some people are starting to get a bit pissed off at the power company and their shitty infrastructue........ but hold on now, in these latest incidences it's not the tangle of wires causing the problem... the lights are being turned off on purpose to try and coerce the delegacion to pay the power bills they have run up keeping the sewer pumps half operating. When they went "operational" with the system they forgot that the pumps take electricity and the bills need to be paid with money that no one delegated for the purpose. Until the town comes up with the dough it can be expected that there will be more and longer outages to come.

beware

They are returning. Already, the influx has begun. After a glorious few months of limited ignorance from the washed masses, they have been spotted. The part timers are coming back. Run, swim fly away if you can! For the rest of us it's another round of people you don't know welcoming YOU back. The discussions will slowly move into the listings of their material things. "I have 200 acres in vermont, my gold stock is up, and my kids are on the honor roll. (which in this day and age means they are mildly above illiterate.) And what the hell!, my cleaning woman wants 50 pesos an hour now, can you believe that?! Eventually all conversation will link back to real estate holdings. I own this, i own that. Another conversation nexus will be how expensive everything here is. (at a fifth of the price of up north) Other recurring subject matters will be how lazy the mexicans are, (as they recline on their plastic chairs, swilling cocktails), or the state of affairs in the usa or canada. (where?) Each returning couple will also increase vehicle traffic by at least 4. Including the new SUV, the quad, the scooter and two new bicycles.(though not actually ever personally used) The local indiginous will be assaulted by the latest spanglish learned on-line. The local message bored will be assailed with the same requests from previous years. Where do i get a car seat for my kid? What time are the buses? Will someone give me a ride to/from the airport? And then the groups will start up. dance, painting, yoga, the girly mens club (manly girls club), to name a few. (it would be interesting if that was just one group) Some of the milestones to be on the lookout for: 6 guys named Dave, 14 buses in a row with Quebec plates. Gringo bar opens (with the same old no service philosophy), the redneck mothers perform, the number of restaurants hits 25. Some ass starts his quest for 'lovers of fine food.' People wearing berkenstocks. Old fat farts dancing at the euro beach bar. (fortunately due to a public outcry, a fence has been installed).Someone picking up dog poop on the beach. The list seems endless.
We can hardly wait...

dumb ass messages

We're looking for the best (worst?) dumb assed message on our local bored. We won't count the barra site on the tomzap zone as it is a lagoon of lunacy. They sure do seem to have the best nut bars there. Here the best so far (we think) is the one searching for AA info. They are sure to add that it's not for them but for some other person. The problem is that they name that person! No surprise there, but so much for anonymous. Honorable mention to all those folks who tell others to go back home when they don't like what's being said. (strangely the same people who tend to spout off about unity and togetherness) Practically all the fat fucked up american women (and their toadying sycophants) in town seem to have spouted this bigoted shit over the years. And no, we are not leaving, this is our home. Okay then, anybody got a good one send it in.

Poor Mexican junior high students forced to park on the street!!

Sad in this day and age but local children are parking their various vehicles right on the street! Please help however you can for a student parking lot.