Sunday 8 January 2017

we're back by poopular demand

    We here were all hoping to slip into a comfortable retreat from the world of ignorance and insanity. Dave even said 'haven't we clearly pointed out the lunacy and madness of it all?" Well, clearly not. If anything the nut bars are multiplying, the lunacy is increasing, and the real truth is being deleted locked denied and threatened. It's the old 'move along now, there is nothing to see.' (or say as we would say.) Like Linda asked "if we cant laugh at you who can we laugh at?"





on a posting on the message board
we are sure shel wouldn't mind.

well, we're big assed gringas
we got gold on our fingas
we think we're loved everywhere we go
we spew about beauty and we spew about truth
every night at our drunken beach show
we take all kinds of pills to give us all kinds of thrills
but the thrill we've never knowed
is the thrill that will get ya 
when you gits ya picture
on a posting on the message board

message board -gonna see my picture on a posting 
bored - gonna respond 5 times and another
BORED- gonna see my bloated face
on a picture on the message board

i have a nearly free lady
named Maria O'Grady
who sweeps away all my shit
i have her old grey haired father
doing all the rest of it
we think it's all designed to blow our mind 
but our tiny minds wont really be blowed
like the blow that will get ya
when you gets your picture
on a posting on the message board

chorus

I've got a lotta little teenage brown-eyed girlies
that will do anything i choose
we got a genu wine bottle of tequila
taking our conscience away
i got all the friends our money can buy
so i never  have to be alone
we keep gettin richer 
but i cant get my picture
on a posting on the message board


portrait of an artist as a fridge magnet


lamanz will soon resemble the door of a fridge in a house with numerous children. Every child is an artist they say, so does that imply every artist is a...yes we will be soon be propping the fragile egos of the artist class. "ooh Billy that's such a good picture of a umm err ahh tree? House? Flower? Whatever it definitely shows a talent. And your poem about ummm errr ahhh peace? Love? Togetherness? Yes that certainly shows you have a unique insight into the human condition. Remember out there that this group is more sensitive than your average human being. They have a unique connection to the soul of man (and women of course . duhhh, but it needs mentioning due to the new Orwellian language laws) And when they snub you, take it as a call to self development, for they surely know the truth, although if you are not in the club the chances are slim you will be noticed at all. If you were only more in tune you would understand. Its definitely not a rudimentary skill in putting words together or slapping colors on a background or even plucking a few notes and chords on a musical instrument. Its a transcendental visionary quest into the meaning of life! Bless them these purveyors of beauty and truth. Without whom we would not have to make up laudatory remarks about a house, flower, or tree. And that just wouldn't be right. Please forgive us all in advance you artist folks, we are but simple people. 

"A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles"
thanks to Bierce

The undemocrat party from the united states has either bought off the local message bore's arbiter (of opinion) or the said individual is simply a shill for them and their agenda. We guess it's likely a tequila fuelled teen-like belief that there is but one truth and that of course is what oozes from the corporate media. What wikipedia says must be the truth especially if it agrees with what my other establishment media masters tell me."Hey, I googled it man!!!" There couldn't be a hidden agenda there, could there? Nope, we live now in a world almost completely lacking in the art of critical thinking, or logic even. It's all a regurgitation of what some website tells you is the reality. Don't dare to question or even point out any of the elephant-sized pies of hypocrisy, or fabrications present- if they are parroted by the left wings of the usa. On the other hand, feel free to point out opinions, slants-  hell, even facts, if it comes from the other wing. More so, please dismiss ridicule and threaten if you see fit. And don't worry if too many facts sour your propaganda campaign-  the conversation will be shut down in true red white and blue brown shirt fashion before you start to wonder. But before you ridicule us as some kind of right winger shill, we think both sides are full of lies, deceits and manipulations. If a balanced on bored discussion was truly allowed, this never would have been typed.




WOMENS MARCH ON TURKMENISTAN!

Women of La Manzanilla unite. Men,too. Join me if you want to hear your voices heard in Ashgabat all the way from Mexico! We will be marching with men and women from all over the world on the day after the election February 13. Beyond Ashgabat there are marches in numerous states,many with multiple locations and a number of countries. Join us in the jardin not just to protest the impending Berdimuhamidow victory, but to send a message to Ashgabat that no human is illegal, that we are our sisters keepers, and that women's rights are human rights! We will be meeting a few days in advance to create placards and pussy hats. More information will be coming out about location and march route. We'll start at the jardin at 10 am on 2-13. Lets come together --right now! Are you in?

stay tuned for information on marches on Ecuador Somaliland and Timor-Leste.




The path to enlightenment is rife with toll booths.

 If you wish to attain a higher plane of being, the cost is rising. Its not what you are giving up in terms of stumbling blocks, but finances. It's simply inflation, it simply costs more to give up the blocks. And don't try this at home alone. It must be done through a certified member of a company that is licensed to assist in your attainment of a higher plane. Don't accept false prophets who don't charge, clearly they are only in it for you. Always check to make sure your paid mental-spiritual developer is tightly woven into a system of economics. Remember, you can't possibly be happy and fulfilled without a payment schedule.The free truth we give you today is the more you pay the higher the plane. Please visit us at paynowtoenlight.com. 


solipsist season aka tourist season 


I truly am the only person in the universe.The world outside is just a figment of my imagination and I interact with it when I feel like it. which is all the time. I tell people what reality is because they simply won't know until I inform them, since i created them.  My needs, cares or desires are all that matters and others are about solely for my amusement.So, when you see me don't feel it's necessary to interact, I will decide that. If I feel like I need to tell you something, I will. don't worry, not that I care if you worry or not. The only reason you may think you exist is because I have imagined you. So when I barge to the front of the line or interrupt your banal conversations take it as a gift. I am allowing you to exist if only momentarily in my beautiful universe. Thank me gratuitously is the best way for you to exist for any length of time. You're welcome, now go.    



Okay then, that should keep our spleens vented for a good while. Good luck to you all, and remember that everyone always is somehow wrong. Yes yes yes , that clearly includes us, so you can save the comments.