Covidiocy is rampant. Are we the only people who think it's doolally that so many are in terror of the flu? Has everyone just tossed away common sense and critical thinking skills and only listen to what the fear mongering media says? Or some local royalty and entourage pontificating away online? This quack says, that quack says, here a quack, there a quack. Is everyone a quack quack? Wear a mask they say or yell. Less oxygen affects your critical thinking. We assume this with the support of history, first hand knowledge, direct observation, common bloody sense and even science. Social distance they oxymoronically preach. Apparently a virus can only travel six feet, or 2 meters in Canada or 1.5 meters in Mexico. And even that changes depending on which space you are in. Oxxo it travels less than a meter, in Banamex it goes a meter and a half.We guess it's the cold weather that increases the distance. Shut down businesses because, umm, people should be more destitute. The rich certainly need to be richer and the state more controlling, at least that's the obvious given we're getting. People, covid 19 is the flu. Wash your hands, stay home if sick. If you are older and have some health issues, stay home. It's pretty simple. Its been the way to do it for thousands of years. Or ignore history, we should (!) all know how well that turns out.
Do you notice how both previous spews have the same underlying poison. The propaganda media monster (that claims it's news) underlies both madness induced rantings by way too many. The local message board gives us all a who's who list of our very own local regurgitators of this waste. If nothing else, we at least know whom to avoid. And yes, we too are likely worthy of avoidance as well. So there's a silver lining for everyone.Does that sound strangely like good news? If it is it won't lead.
Tamarindo, the local getaway for our owners, is expanding. That means more of them and closer. Expect to have at least one extra bone tossed our way. One would hope for something useful but it will probably be only a toy or a trinket. And we will take it away and gnaw on it protectively for a while. Resigning ourselves to the old and lame "at least it's something" attitude. Oh yeah, and do not forget to lick their hand. Or should we say their boots?
Hernan Macstorm slopped through town a while back. Turning roads to rivers and pools to mud pits.It has taken out a scary old bridge and some hill properties or parts thereof as well. Our resident construction critic was seen pointing his finger in our face and yelling "see, I told ya! Hah, didn't I tell ya?" And he had been waiting for years for that moment. At least that's what it sounded like as he was being washed away.
Granny used to say that we are all human beans in this big pot we call the earth So, we have bean (!) informed there is an new abnormal. We must stop beaning (!) human beanings . Cover your face , stay away from your kind, and above all never question the Orwellian doublespeak. It's a grand new legume. We will all beanverified, Have you bean shot? Where have you bean? Don't forget your face beanie. Don't you go bean in my space. Will we think it's bean a wonderful life? There should bean plenty of fodder for future satire when the mental health problems start bursting from the oxygen starved beans of the beanwildered.